FACT: For every non-binary person who is not straight in orientation, the magnetic north pole bends a little toward the south pole
making it more of an angle rather than a line. Should half the population be this way, the magnetic poles would be at a right angle to true north and true south.
That’s not your cell phone vibrating; that’s just a group of queerfolk talking about how awesome you are.
FACT: Queer people experience colours more vividly than non-queer people. They can, in fact, taste the rainbow, as well as see, hear, feel, and smell it.
Depending on one’s specific orientation or gender, there are certain colours a queer person will experience even more vividly. For example, pansexuals with pink, blue, and yellow, and asexuals with purple.
FACT: If, for some reason, an asexual were to ever admit that they despise all forms of cake, the world would implode.
Similar effects can be achieved in cases of pansexuals claiming they prefer strainers to pans, lesbians explaining their hatred of cats, gays saying they do not have any glitter in their household, or bisexuals elucidating their supreme hatred for queer orgies.
Trans* people can implode the world at will, but prefer not to because they kind of need the world to do important things. Such as breathing.
FACT: Lesbians, much like cats, will frequently rub their faces against their partner’s body and clothing in order to scent mark them and ward off overtures from other lesbians. Polyamorous lesbians have more nuanced pheromones that encourage others to cuddle with them and their partners rather than ward them off.